a drink tonight was good...sometimes i wish my sun emerged from my drink and swallowed me into its icy depths....
my eyes have widened...chances of a seperate world with wings seem possible...my smile is stupid...
my heart s slowly disrobing from her silken folds......
memories they all gather up into dust, the present, the past, the future...
why do i keep putting them into lil pages when nothin is required ...
prolly cos i imagine them differently than i would have experienced them, prolly not,
i see everything as a comedy now...the tears are merely a part ofa great epic which unfolds as a comedy of cosmic proportions in which i play but a silly jester's role and in some curious way the mightiest of pains well, i donno this for sure but , the mightiest of pains could only sweep over me as an emotion, the intensity could be different of every emotion yet, they are as the waves of different magnitudes when the rush up against the shores of my heart, yet they'd wash away,
Monday, March 23, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Conversations with ma alter egos
A[1:14 PM]:
bro
M[1:15 PM]:
brathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
M[1:15 PM]:
man o man
A[1:15 PM]:
whats so excitin bro?
M[1:15 PM]:
the heat here s unfkn bearable
A[1:15 PM]:
i dunt understand
M[1:15 PM]:
who does
M[1:15 PM]:
jus bounce boy
M[1:15 PM]:
till u can
A[1:15 PM]:
oh that s the problem?
A[1:15 PM]:
the heat?
M[1:15 PM]:
the heat the dust
M[1:15 PM]:
the stuffiness
M[1:15 PM]:
the future
A[1:15 PM]:
hmmm
M[1:15 PM]:
the deserted land
M[1:15 PM]:
the rocks
A[1:16 PM]:
yeah thats there
A[1:16 PM]:
so what s up?
M[1:16 PM]:
u no sometimes i wish i cud jus lay immersed in a street fountain in rome
M[1:16 PM]:
where they throw coins for luck
A[1:16 PM]:
well bratha we are here in India
A[1:16 PM]:
incredible india
A[1:17 PM]:
u cud do somethin in hussein saar
M[1:17 PM]:
ya i d rather put my head in my closet
M[1:17 PM]:
its cleaner
A[1:17 PM]:
hahhahha
A[1:17 PM]:
bro o bro
M[1:17 PM]:
s unfkn bealiveable man
M[1:17 PM]:
elsewhere there r
M[1:17 PM]:
clear skies
M[1:17 PM]:
blue blu waters
M[1:17 PM]:
no dust n heat n shit pretty women
A[1:17 PM]:
hehheheheheh
M[1:18 PM]:
n here we luk ike bloddy beggars
A[1:18 PM]:
its the dark part of the earth here man
A[1:18 PM]:
even the chicks are evil
M[1:18 PM]:
even
M[1:18 PM]:
i agree
M[1:18 PM]:
pure eveilll
A[1:18 PM]:
nothin is what it seems
M[1:18 PM]:
ya s like a sucky sucky part pf earth
A[1:18 PM]:
the women are a mirage in the desert
M[1:19 PM]:
ya man
A[1:19 PM]:
yeah
M[1:19 PM]:
n m still livin in the hope of fllin in love screwin the greter part of the day
M[1:19 PM]:
n be left alne to enjoy betr things n life
A[1:19 PM]:
hope
M[1:19 PM]:
guess s a far away way
A[1:19 PM]:
floats
M[1:20 PM]:
fart bubbles
A[1:20 PM]:
like the air its all around
M[1:20 PM]:
i ll cmplete it for u
A[1:20 PM]:
hehehehehe
M[1:20 PM]:
hope floats fart bubbles
M[1:20 PM]:
man o man
M[1:20 PM]:
sometimes i think
M[1:20 PM]:
hope s god s fart
A[1:20 PM]:
yeah
M[1:20 PM]:
somethin to make us think there s somethin
M[1:20 PM]:
but he wont admit it
A[1:21 PM]:
i wanna be a nihilist
M[1:21 PM]:
niether wud we fully believe we heard or saw it
A[1:21 PM]:
but cant
M[1:21 PM]:
i want to a be a nudist
M[1:21 PM]:
i cud do partly
A[1:21 PM]:
then again u cant
A[1:21 PM]:
u cant shit bro
M[1:21 PM]:
ya then again i cant
M[1:21 PM]:
i guess
M[1:21 PM]:
hehehehe
A[1:21 PM]:
U CANT period bro u cant
A[1:21 PM]:
u cant fart aloud
M[1:22 PM]:
yes u cant
M[1:22 PM]:
they take u to the police if u do
A[1:22 PM]:
even when no one s around u still wanna be sure
M[1:22 PM]:
i switched on the fire alarm in my bldg
A[1:22 PM]:
hehehhehee
M[1:22 PM]:
they took me to the reception
M[1:22 PM]:
escorted me rather
A[1:22 PM]:
woah
A[1:22 PM]:
nice
M[1:22 PM]:
n i was like interrogated as to wat prmopted me to be like that
M[1:23 PM]:
i was like i donno i wa fidggeti with this nice red flip flap button
M[1:23 PM]:
i cant say i was imaginin a nipple between ma fingers can i
A[1:23 PM]:
oh myyy
M[1:23 PM]:
and then hehehe
M[1:23 PM]:
the alarm starts on
A[1:23 PM]:
hahhaahahahaha
M[1:23 PM]:
n im like runnin fromthe scene wen m cot
A[1:24 PM]:
ooooh when did this happen?
M[1:24 PM]:
cupla hours bak
A[1:24 PM]:
nice bro u have some excitement in ur life
M[1:24 PM]:
well i turn ppl on
A[1:24 PM]:
so what did they have to say?
M[1:24 PM]:
hehehehehe
M[1:24 PM]:
they were like the company s goin to the dogs
M[1:24 PM]:
n here this chap likes to fidget eh
A[1:24 PM]:
hahhahaahhaha
A[1:24 PM]:
hahahahaahahaha
M[1:24 PM]:
bro
M[1:24 PM]:
man
A[1:24 PM]:
bro
M[1:25 PM]:
i luk like goldilocks pubic hair rite now
A[1:25 PM]:
hahahahaha
M[1:25 PM]:
i feel worse tho
A[1:25 PM]:
hmmmm
M[1:25 PM]:
temme ma man
A[1:25 PM]:
how is ur team treatin u?
M[1:26 PM]:
hahaha
M[1:26 PM]:
hahahahahaha
M[1:26 PM]:
man ma team does nt know if im in the team or not
M[1:26 PM]:
i visit once ina vile
A[1:26 PM]:
hahahahahaha
M[1:26 PM]:
they r like oh v thot u quit
A[1:26 PM]:
hahahahahaa
A[1:26 PM]:
haahhahahahahaha
M[1:26 PM]:
bro o bro
A[1:26 PM]:
nice sweet
M[1:26 PM]:
very
M[1:27 PM]:
u no sometimes i think if i csnt fuck
M[1:27 PM]:
s ok
M[1:27 PM]:
but idfeel atleast betr if someone fucked me
A[1:27 PM]:
hehehehehhe
M[1:27 PM]:
u no nice n hard
M[1:27 PM]:
jus so i can relaease all my endorphins into the lake
A[1:27 PM]:
brathaaaa lets just do somethin bro
M[1:27 PM]:
wat ma man
M[1:27 PM]:
wat
M[1:27 PM]:
v got not mucha money
M[1:28 PM]:
v donno if v have a future
A[1:28 PM]:
i dunno bro go to pakistan and train wth the taliban
M[1:28 PM]:
v sure don have girls
M[1:28 PM]:
ya wells less dusty there
M[1:28 PM]:
c mon ma man
M[1:28 PM]:
id say if im goin down im goin down happy
M[1:28 PM]:
i wanna go to brazil
A[1:28 PM]:
go to Iraq get a different perspective
M[1:28 PM]:
n be a transvestiote
M[1:28 PM]:
samba dancer
A[1:28 PM]:
no moneyy for that bro
M[1:29 PM]:
ya thats true
M[1:29 PM]:
to
M[1:29 PM]:
but u see
M[1:29 PM]:
these big football players
M[1:29 PM]:
theyr now lukin at the transvestite market for more mixed up fun
M[1:29 PM]:
i cud be the next WAG
M[1:29 PM]:
u no shpping with victoria beckham
A[1:29 PM]:
are they
M[1:29 PM]:
who cud put any transvestite to shame
A[1:29 PM]:
?
M[1:30 PM]:
u no i cud be cristiano ronaldo s arm canddy
M[1:30 PM]:
they sure are
M[1:30 PM]:
u no that brazil s ronaldo rite
M[1:30 PM]:
big player
M[1:30 PM]:
scored max goals in world cup n all
M[1:30 PM]:
he was cot playing balls with em
M[1:30 PM]:
trannies
M[1:31 PM]:
nice work
A[1:31 PM]:
aha
M[1:31 PM]:
no recssion shit
M[1:31 PM]:
jus spread ur legs
A[1:31 PM]:
but that he did when he was drunk right
M[1:31 PM]:
before life spreads em too wide for u
M[1:31 PM]:
so wat bro
M[1:31 PM]:
give hima fuck of a lifetime
M[1:31 PM]:
ur suddenly married to the gonzo
M[1:31 PM]:
atleast u can die happy wt aids
A[1:32 PM]:
its actually nt a bad idea
M[1:32 PM]:
i no
M[1:32 PM]:
now how do i get to brazil
A[1:32 PM]:
thazza big question
A[1:32 PM]:
we cud even pimp
A[1:32 PM]:
in brazil
M[1:32 PM]:
sure man
A[1:32 PM]:
but have heard they mug u in brazil
M[1:33 PM]:
n thats wen the tranny bit comes in
A[1:33 PM]:
and u dont look anythin like a brazilian
M[1:33 PM]:
so wat spread ur legs
A[1:33 PM]:
i atleast look like a afro latino
M[1:33 PM]:
ev body luks brasilian
A[1:33 PM]:
hehehehehhehe
M[1:33 PM]:
im teln u man
M[1:33 PM]:
nice sun tan
M[1:33 PM]:
sligtly dark cant axctaully put a finger on ethnicity
A[1:33 PM]:
hmmmm
M[1:34 PM]:
n the u jingle jangle our jewels to show ur a natural at samba
M[1:34 PM]:
simple shit
M[1:34 PM]:
v need to hit the roads
A[1:34 PM]:
the carnical time
A[1:34 PM]:
rio carnival
A[1:34 PM]:
nice
A[1:34 PM]:
sweet
M[1:35 PM]:
brathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
M[1:35 PM]:
screw al that
M[1:35 PM]:
do u have nay idea
M[1:35 PM]:
wer i can get some life
M[1:35 PM]:
really
A[1:35 PM]:
no
M[1:35 PM]:
ya quick n painful
A[1:35 PM]:
we are nt gettin anythuin bro
A[1:35 PM]:
sorry
M[1:35 PM]:
yup
M[1:35 PM]:
22 months
M[1:35 PM]:
22 months
M[1:35 PM]:
men in jails have a bter time
A[1:36 PM]:
yeah they do
A[1:36 PM]:
they turn gay for good
M[1:36 PM]:
ya abt time too
A[1:36 PM]:
we cant even make up our minds
M[1:36 PM]:
ya i cant
M[1:36 PM]:
im sittin on the fence
M[1:36 PM]:
and the spikes r eatin into ma balls
A[1:36 PM]:
yeah i knw how ya feel bro
M[1:36 PM]:
bro
M[1:37 PM]:
shalaba s comin to b lor re next week
A[1:37 PM]:
well thats all we can do bro complain
M[1:37 PM]:
bro
A[1:37 PM]:
yeah bro i knw
M[1:37 PM]:
score that goal for me
M[1:37 PM]:
wud ya
A[1:37 PM]:
well i will try
M[1:37 PM]:
u shud bro
M[1:37 PM]:
u shud
M[1:37 PM]:
put it in the far corner
M[1:37 PM]:
away from the goal keeper
A[1:37 PM]:
but bro its like i have already given up even before trying
A[1:38 PM]:
experience
A[1:38 PM]:
says i cant play for nuts
M[1:38 PM]:
ya man i no
A[1:38 PM]:
so all i will do is make me more unhappy
M[1:39 PM]:
bro wats to lost
M[1:39 PM]:
v r sittin on the rocks at the bottom
A[1:39 PM]:
yeah i knw bro its like u knw i'd rather live in the false hope that someday i will get a nice chick
M[1:39 PM]:
exactly
A[1:39 PM]:
if i try and dont succeed even the false hope will vanish
A[1:40 PM]:
then i wud be all the more fucked up
M[1:40 PM]:
bro
M[1:40 PM]:
trust me
M[1:40 PM]:
false hope s a killer
M[1:40 PM]:
ttry it once u ve fallen flat on ur face it
M[1:40 PM]:
helps u cometo a decision
A[1:41 PM]:
so do i keep lowering my expectations?
M[1:41 PM]:
u no sittin on the fence is nota comfy position tho it luks like one
A[1:41 PM]:
do i go for the ugliest chick on campus?
M[1:41 PM]:
no man
M[1:41 PM]:
u go for all chicks
M[1:41 PM]:
ev erypne
M[1:41 PM]:
every bit of chiken must be stuck in ur teeth
A[1:41 PM]:
hmmm
M[1:41 PM]:
n those that stick r ur prey those that dont
M[1:42 PM]:
well there r other fish in the sea
A[1:42 PM]:
hmmmm
A[1:42 PM]:
i just dunno hw to do that
M[1:42 PM]:
me niether
A[1:42 PM]:
hehehehehehe
M[1:42 PM]:
i cn amake a lot of hot air
M[1:42 PM]:
i can
A[1:42 PM]:
i am a shallow guy
A[1:43 PM]:
like all straight guys
M[1:43 PM]:
i can fuck in the deep end
A[1:43 PM]:
i cant look at ugly chicks
A[1:43 PM]:
leave alone make conversation
M[1:43 PM]:
no bro u have to goo deeper than that luk at me
M[1:43 PM]:
i take a part an ugly aprreciate her inner beauty
M[1:43 PM]:
that reflects in her butt
M[1:43 PM]:
or boobs
A[1:43 PM]:
how the fuck do u do that
A[1:43 PM]:
hahahahhahahah
M[1:43 PM]:
i mean i appreciate
M[1:44 PM]:
wat ever i can lay my hands on
A[1:44 PM]:
then i start to feel guilty bro
A[1:44 PM]:
i am all messed up
M[1:44 PM]:
ya guilt is a bitch
M[1:44 PM]:
so am i
M[1:44 PM]:
bro
M[1:44 PM]:
so am i
M[1:44 PM]:
god s like
M[1:44 PM]:
he takes most women i throw at him without even a wince
A[1:45 PM]:
he is like u cant have her cause she s too good for ya and cant have the ugly ones either cause there is no connection
M[1:45 PM]:
so how wud it be if i threw him no women at all
M[1:45 PM]:
ya ur lukin for love
M[1:45 PM]:
thats y ur lukin for connection
M[1:45 PM]:
thats a big ugly wait
M[1:45 PM]:
but it sure pays off in the end
M[1:45 PM]:
u ll meet ur one
A[1:45 PM]:
i cant look for just sex....i cant break someone s heart ...usually the ugly ones are the ones good at heart
M[1:46 PM]:
jesus christ
A[1:46 PM]:
and they are not lookin for casual sex
M[1:46 PM]:
bro
M[1:46 PM]:
wel
M[1:46 PM]:
i donno i have tears in my eyes rite now
A[1:46 PM]:
hehehehheheheh
A[1:46 PM]:
hahahahahhahahaah
M[1:46 PM]:
no seriously
M[1:46 PM]:
u have the best of hearts
A[1:46 PM]:
hahahhahahahaha
M[1:46 PM]:
n as the old adage goes
A[1:47 PM]:
hahhahahahahaha
M[1:47 PM]:
a good heart sleeps lonely
A[1:47 PM]:
yeahh
M[1:47 PM]:
n me here
A[1:47 PM]:
heheheheheheh
M[1:47 PM]:
i mean my hearts n ma dick
M[1:47 PM]:
he s gud so he s lonely as well
M[1:47 PM]:
ya well
A[1:47 PM]:
yeah bro i knw
M[1:47 PM]:
s like an epidemic
A[1:47 PM]:
hehehhehehhehe
M[1:47 PM]:
al the gud ones
M[1:48 PM]:
get married to dick warts
M[1:48 PM]:
the bad ones r gud at heart
M[1:48 PM]:
and the hot ones will only go out for money
A[1:48 PM]:
well thats the whole problem bro the ugly and dumb uns fall in love wth u...its always the gals wth whom u dont have a connection who fall head over heel for u
M[1:48 PM]:
exactly
A[1:48 PM]:
wud slash their wrists for ya
M[1:48 PM]:
i ben tryin to ruin ma network for so long
M[1:48 PM]:
trying sabotqage
M[1:48 PM]:
no ways
M[1:49 PM]:
the moment i feel the coneection
M[1:49 PM]:
i get treated like a sanitary napkin
M[1:49 PM]:
s sweet u no
A[1:50 PM]:
same here bro
A[1:50 PM]:
same here
M[1:50 PM]:
eh well
A[1:51 PM]:
how come its always one sided
M[1:51 PM]:
hehehehe
M[1:51 PM]:
god gives man a round ball
A[1:51 PM]:
and the ones u dont need u dont even have to try
A[1:51 PM]:
they fall all over the place
M[1:51 PM]:
and a woman a square hole
M[1:51 PM]:
and ask them to fit it
M[1:52 PM]:
n call the resultant strugle love
A[1:52 PM]:
bro am i mean guy is god givin me shit cause i cant appreciate inner beauty
M[1:52 PM]:
thats bull bro
A[1:52 PM]:
if i am shallow can i help it?? ths is what pravin told me
M[1:52 PM]:
hahahahahhahahahaha
A[1:53 PM]:
he told me that i am waitin for a super model to land up in my lap
M[1:53 PM]:
bro m leanin agaisnt a wall n lafin now
A[1:53 PM]:
i dunno wtf to tell him
M[1:53 PM]:
bro i tell u wat
M[1:53 PM]:
tell pravin he shud sure be lucky to have met his wel miss universe
A[1:53 PM]:
hehehhehehehheeh
M[1:53 PM]:
the ones who wait get bettr things in life
M[1:54 PM]:
its proven
M[1:54 PM]:
no matr how long
A[1:54 PM]:
come to think of it....pravin is a good lookin chap and garima well aint exactlyy a nice match
M[1:54 PM]:
u want a super model u go to town with it boy
M[1:54 PM]:
hahahaha
M[1:54 PM]:
wel
M[1:54 PM]:
he shud sure be counting himself lucky
M[1:54 PM]:
hehehehe
A[1:54 PM]:
but they are so totally in love
M[1:55 PM]:
ya cos pravins shit scared if he gets off the bus n the bus leaves
M[1:55 PM]:
he not gonna find a seat in anythin else
A[1:55 PM]:
wel i am happy for them and i hope the momentum stays
M[1:55 PM]:
most ppl stay in love
A[1:55 PM]:
yeah that definitely has been his problem
M[1:55 PM]:
cos they r scared of not getn lucky again
A[1:55 PM]:
hmmmm
M[1:56 PM]:
faln in love s one thing
M[1:56 PM]:
staying in love is horse crap
A[1:56 PM]:
hehehehehe
M[1:56 PM]:
s cald prolonged sacrifice
M[1:56 PM]:
the lays dry up
A[1:56 PM]:
yeah thats there bro
M[1:56 PM]:
the talks get platonic
A[1:56 PM]:
they do eventually
M[1:56 PM]:
they days become routine
M[1:56 PM]:
pravin must be enjoyin it
A[1:56 PM]:
monotony
M[1:57 PM]:
hehehe
A[1:57 PM]:
he enjoys marital monotony
M[1:57 PM]:
ya thats wat they call bliss
A[1:57 PM]:
he simply loves it
M[1:57 PM]:
hahahaha
A[1:57 PM]:
he cant get enuf of it
M[1:57 PM]:
bro s cald security man
M[1:57 PM]:
that chap must be a pile of bricks of insecurity
A[1:57 PM]:
he is wedded to her 24 hrs
M[1:57 PM]:
so wne he has a chick
M[1:57 PM]:
it s a tonic for him to think well;
A[1:57 PM]:
and she to him
M[1:58 PM]:
im wanted after all
A[1:58 PM]:
hmmm
M[1:58 PM]:
trust me we all want to be wanted
A[1:58 PM]:
never really understood that
A[1:58 PM]:
yeah that is there
M[1:58 PM]:
i want to be wnated big time
A[1:58 PM]:
me too
M[1:58 PM]:
but hey i want to screw my head off
M[1:58 PM]:
before i settle down to see birds crappin on my wedding ring
A[1:59 PM]:
thazz there
M[1:59 PM]:
n not the same chick
A[1:59 PM]:
yep
M[1:59 PM]:
u no trust me love is just an emotion man
A[1:59 PM]:
thats so true man
M[1:59 PM]:
u can replicate the feeling u have for someone
M[1:59 PM]:
exactly
M[1:59 PM]:
for someone again
A[1:59 PM]:
yep
M[1:59 PM]:
we all tend to think no no way
M[1:59 PM]:
i used to think
A[1:59 PM]:
thats a fallacy
M[1:59 PM]:
no fkn way
M[2:00 PM]:
but no man i feel exactly just as miserable around some others too
A[2:00 PM]:
hmmm
M[2:00 PM]:
thats love bro
M[2:00 PM]:
so don worry ur gonna meet ur aishu in someone else
A[2:00 PM]:
hehehhee
M[2:00 PM]:
never mind she d be ur daughter s age
A[2:00 PM]:
yeah bro
M[2:00 PM]:
or ur own daughter
A[2:00 PM]:
hahahhahahaaha
M[2:01 PM]:
cos god has a way of makin us feel like that
A[2:01 PM]:
hmmmm
M[2:01 PM]:
n im gonna meet my personal nightmare
M[2:01 PM]:
in abeggar woman
M[2:01 PM]:
or dick juggling whore
A[2:01 PM]:
heheheehehhee
M[2:01 PM]:
welll
M[2:01 PM]:
well
M[2:01 PM]:
s all comin to us man
A[2:01 PM]:
i am waitin bro i am waitin
M[2:01 PM]:
all v have to do is wait for the fart to blow over
A[2:02 PM]:
hehe
M[2:02 PM]:
n then the shit starts
A[2:02 PM]:
yep
A[2:02 PM]:
dunno how long this shit storm is gonna last
M[2:02 PM]:
ya man that was philosophical
M[2:02 PM]:
brathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A[2:02 PM]:
oh its the fart thats blowin over now?
A[2:03 PM]:
cant wait for the shit then
A[2:03 PM]:
nice
A[2:03 PM]:
endure
A[2:03 PM]:
endure
A[2:03 PM]:
endure
A[2:03 PM]:
endure
M[2:03 PM]:
ya somethin like that
M[2:03 PM]:
cos hahahahaha
M[2:03 PM]:
v r in india bro
M[2:03 PM]:
else wer
A[2:03 PM]:
hahahahhahaha
A[2:03 PM]:
we lead the same identical lives every single day
M[2:04 PM]:
oh hell i cant tell u wat u do
M[2:04 PM]:
i can
A[2:05 PM]:
get up teh same time crap at the same time....take the same bus...same roads....same ppl...the same computer screen....dejavu over and over again
A[2:05 PM]:
its like a freakin never ending cycle
M[2:05 PM]:
hahahaha man
M[2:05 PM]:
o man
M[2:05 PM]:
s so true
M[2:05 PM]:
so true
bro
M[1:15 PM]:
brathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
M[1:15 PM]:
man o man
A[1:15 PM]:
whats so excitin bro?
M[1:15 PM]:
the heat here s unfkn bearable
A[1:15 PM]:
i dunt understand
M[1:15 PM]:
who does
M[1:15 PM]:
jus bounce boy
M[1:15 PM]:
till u can
A[1:15 PM]:
oh that s the problem?
A[1:15 PM]:
the heat?
M[1:15 PM]:
the heat the dust
M[1:15 PM]:
the stuffiness
M[1:15 PM]:
the future
A[1:15 PM]:
hmmm
M[1:15 PM]:
the deserted land
M[1:15 PM]:
the rocks
A[1:16 PM]:
yeah thats there
A[1:16 PM]:
so what s up?
M[1:16 PM]:
u no sometimes i wish i cud jus lay immersed in a street fountain in rome
M[1:16 PM]:
where they throw coins for luck
A[1:16 PM]:
well bratha we are here in India
A[1:16 PM]:
incredible india
A[1:17 PM]:
u cud do somethin in hussein saar
M[1:17 PM]:
ya i d rather put my head in my closet
M[1:17 PM]:
its cleaner
A[1:17 PM]:
hahhahha
A[1:17 PM]:
bro o bro
M[1:17 PM]:
s unfkn bealiveable man
M[1:17 PM]:
elsewhere there r
M[1:17 PM]:
clear skies
M[1:17 PM]:
blue blu waters
M[1:17 PM]:
no dust n heat n shit pretty women
A[1:17 PM]:
hehheheheheh
M[1:18 PM]:
n here we luk ike bloddy beggars
A[1:18 PM]:
its the dark part of the earth here man
A[1:18 PM]:
even the chicks are evil
M[1:18 PM]:
even
M[1:18 PM]:
i agree
M[1:18 PM]:
pure eveilll
A[1:18 PM]:
nothin is what it seems
M[1:18 PM]:
ya s like a sucky sucky part pf earth
A[1:18 PM]:
the women are a mirage in the desert
M[1:19 PM]:
ya man
A[1:19 PM]:
yeah
M[1:19 PM]:
n m still livin in the hope of fllin in love screwin the greter part of the day
M[1:19 PM]:
n be left alne to enjoy betr things n life
A[1:19 PM]:
hope
M[1:19 PM]:
guess s a far away way
A[1:19 PM]:
floats
M[1:20 PM]:
fart bubbles
A[1:20 PM]:
like the air its all around
M[1:20 PM]:
i ll cmplete it for u
A[1:20 PM]:
hehehehehe
M[1:20 PM]:
hope floats fart bubbles
M[1:20 PM]:
man o man
M[1:20 PM]:
sometimes i think
M[1:20 PM]:
hope s god s fart
A[1:20 PM]:
yeah
M[1:20 PM]:
somethin to make us think there s somethin
M[1:20 PM]:
but he wont admit it
A[1:21 PM]:
i wanna be a nihilist
M[1:21 PM]:
niether wud we fully believe we heard or saw it
A[1:21 PM]:
but cant
M[1:21 PM]:
i want to a be a nudist
M[1:21 PM]:
i cud do partly
A[1:21 PM]:
then again u cant
A[1:21 PM]:
u cant shit bro
M[1:21 PM]:
ya then again i cant
M[1:21 PM]:
i guess
M[1:21 PM]:
hehehehe
A[1:21 PM]:
U CANT period bro u cant
A[1:21 PM]:
u cant fart aloud
M[1:22 PM]:
yes u cant
M[1:22 PM]:
they take u to the police if u do
A[1:22 PM]:
even when no one s around u still wanna be sure
M[1:22 PM]:
i switched on the fire alarm in my bldg
A[1:22 PM]:
hehehhehee
M[1:22 PM]:
they took me to the reception
M[1:22 PM]:
escorted me rather
A[1:22 PM]:
woah
A[1:22 PM]:
nice
M[1:22 PM]:
n i was like interrogated as to wat prmopted me to be like that
M[1:23 PM]:
i was like i donno i wa fidggeti with this nice red flip flap button
M[1:23 PM]:
i cant say i was imaginin a nipple between ma fingers can i
A[1:23 PM]:
oh myyy
M[1:23 PM]:
and then hehehe
M[1:23 PM]:
the alarm starts on
A[1:23 PM]:
hahhaahahahaha
M[1:23 PM]:
n im like runnin fromthe scene wen m cot
A[1:24 PM]:
ooooh when did this happen?
M[1:24 PM]:
cupla hours bak
A[1:24 PM]:
nice bro u have some excitement in ur life
M[1:24 PM]:
well i turn ppl on
A[1:24 PM]:
so what did they have to say?
M[1:24 PM]:
hehehehehe
M[1:24 PM]:
they were like the company s goin to the dogs
M[1:24 PM]:
n here this chap likes to fidget eh
A[1:24 PM]:
hahhahaahhaha
A[1:24 PM]:
hahahahaahahaha
M[1:24 PM]:
bro
M[1:24 PM]:
man
A[1:24 PM]:
bro
M[1:25 PM]:
i luk like goldilocks pubic hair rite now
A[1:25 PM]:
hahahahaha
M[1:25 PM]:
i feel worse tho
A[1:25 PM]:
hmmmm
M[1:25 PM]:
temme ma man
A[1:25 PM]:
how is ur team treatin u?
M[1:26 PM]:
hahaha
M[1:26 PM]:
hahahahahaha
M[1:26 PM]:
man ma team does nt know if im in the team or not
M[1:26 PM]:
i visit once ina vile
A[1:26 PM]:
hahahahahaha
M[1:26 PM]:
they r like oh v thot u quit
A[1:26 PM]:
hahahahahaa
A[1:26 PM]:
haahhahahahahaha
M[1:26 PM]:
bro o bro
A[1:26 PM]:
nice sweet
M[1:26 PM]:
very
M[1:27 PM]:
u no sometimes i think if i csnt fuck
M[1:27 PM]:
s ok
M[1:27 PM]:
but idfeel atleast betr if someone fucked me
A[1:27 PM]:
hehehehehhe
M[1:27 PM]:
u no nice n hard
M[1:27 PM]:
jus so i can relaease all my endorphins into the lake
A[1:27 PM]:
brathaaaa lets just do somethin bro
M[1:27 PM]:
wat ma man
M[1:27 PM]:
wat
M[1:27 PM]:
v got not mucha money
M[1:28 PM]:
v donno if v have a future
A[1:28 PM]:
i dunno bro go to pakistan and train wth the taliban
M[1:28 PM]:
v sure don have girls
M[1:28 PM]:
ya wells less dusty there
M[1:28 PM]:
c mon ma man
M[1:28 PM]:
id say if im goin down im goin down happy
M[1:28 PM]:
i wanna go to brazil
A[1:28 PM]:
go to Iraq get a different perspective
M[1:28 PM]:
n be a transvestiote
M[1:28 PM]:
samba dancer
A[1:28 PM]:
no moneyy for that bro
M[1:29 PM]:
ya thats true
M[1:29 PM]:
to
M[1:29 PM]:
but u see
M[1:29 PM]:
these big football players
M[1:29 PM]:
theyr now lukin at the transvestite market for more mixed up fun
M[1:29 PM]:
i cud be the next WAG
M[1:29 PM]:
u no shpping with victoria beckham
A[1:29 PM]:
are they
M[1:29 PM]:
who cud put any transvestite to shame
A[1:29 PM]:
?
M[1:30 PM]:
u no i cud be cristiano ronaldo s arm canddy
M[1:30 PM]:
they sure are
M[1:30 PM]:
u no that brazil s ronaldo rite
M[1:30 PM]:
big player
M[1:30 PM]:
scored max goals in world cup n all
M[1:30 PM]:
he was cot playing balls with em
M[1:30 PM]:
trannies
M[1:31 PM]:
nice work
A[1:31 PM]:
aha
M[1:31 PM]:
no recssion shit
M[1:31 PM]:
jus spread ur legs
A[1:31 PM]:
but that he did when he was drunk right
M[1:31 PM]:
before life spreads em too wide for u
M[1:31 PM]:
so wat bro
M[1:31 PM]:
give hima fuck of a lifetime
M[1:31 PM]:
ur suddenly married to the gonzo
M[1:31 PM]:
atleast u can die happy wt aids
A[1:32 PM]:
its actually nt a bad idea
M[1:32 PM]:
i no
M[1:32 PM]:
now how do i get to brazil
A[1:32 PM]:
thazza big question
A[1:32 PM]:
we cud even pimp
A[1:32 PM]:
in brazil
M[1:32 PM]:
sure man
A[1:32 PM]:
but have heard they mug u in brazil
M[1:33 PM]:
n thats wen the tranny bit comes in
A[1:33 PM]:
and u dont look anythin like a brazilian
M[1:33 PM]:
so wat spread ur legs
A[1:33 PM]:
i atleast look like a afro latino
M[1:33 PM]:
ev body luks brasilian
A[1:33 PM]:
hehehehehhehe
M[1:33 PM]:
im teln u man
M[1:33 PM]:
nice sun tan
M[1:33 PM]:
sligtly dark cant axctaully put a finger on ethnicity
A[1:33 PM]:
hmmmm
M[1:34 PM]:
n the u jingle jangle our jewels to show ur a natural at samba
M[1:34 PM]:
simple shit
M[1:34 PM]:
v need to hit the roads
A[1:34 PM]:
the carnical time
A[1:34 PM]:
rio carnival
A[1:34 PM]:
nice
A[1:34 PM]:
sweet
M[1:35 PM]:
brathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
M[1:35 PM]:
screw al that
M[1:35 PM]:
do u have nay idea
M[1:35 PM]:
wer i can get some life
M[1:35 PM]:
really
A[1:35 PM]:
no
M[1:35 PM]:
ya quick n painful
A[1:35 PM]:
we are nt gettin anythuin bro
A[1:35 PM]:
sorry
M[1:35 PM]:
yup
M[1:35 PM]:
22 months
M[1:35 PM]:
22 months
M[1:35 PM]:
men in jails have a bter time
A[1:36 PM]:
yeah they do
A[1:36 PM]:
they turn gay for good
M[1:36 PM]:
ya abt time too
A[1:36 PM]:
we cant even make up our minds
M[1:36 PM]:
ya i cant
M[1:36 PM]:
im sittin on the fence
M[1:36 PM]:
and the spikes r eatin into ma balls
A[1:36 PM]:
yeah i knw how ya feel bro
M[1:36 PM]:
bro
M[1:37 PM]:
shalaba s comin to b lor re next week
A[1:37 PM]:
well thats all we can do bro complain
M[1:37 PM]:
bro
A[1:37 PM]:
yeah bro i knw
M[1:37 PM]:
score that goal for me
M[1:37 PM]:
wud ya
A[1:37 PM]:
well i will try
M[1:37 PM]:
u shud bro
M[1:37 PM]:
u shud
M[1:37 PM]:
put it in the far corner
M[1:37 PM]:
away from the goal keeper
A[1:37 PM]:
but bro its like i have already given up even before trying
A[1:38 PM]:
experience
A[1:38 PM]:
says i cant play for nuts
M[1:38 PM]:
ya man i no
A[1:38 PM]:
so all i will do is make me more unhappy
M[1:39 PM]:
bro wats to lost
M[1:39 PM]:
v r sittin on the rocks at the bottom
A[1:39 PM]:
yeah i knw bro its like u knw i'd rather live in the false hope that someday i will get a nice chick
M[1:39 PM]:
exactly
A[1:39 PM]:
if i try and dont succeed even the false hope will vanish
A[1:40 PM]:
then i wud be all the more fucked up
M[1:40 PM]:
bro
M[1:40 PM]:
trust me
M[1:40 PM]:
false hope s a killer
M[1:40 PM]:
ttry it once u ve fallen flat on ur face it
M[1:40 PM]:
helps u cometo a decision
A[1:41 PM]:
so do i keep lowering my expectations?
M[1:41 PM]:
u no sittin on the fence is nota comfy position tho it luks like one
A[1:41 PM]:
do i go for the ugliest chick on campus?
M[1:41 PM]:
no man
M[1:41 PM]:
u go for all chicks
M[1:41 PM]:
ev erypne
M[1:41 PM]:
every bit of chiken must be stuck in ur teeth
A[1:41 PM]:
hmmm
M[1:41 PM]:
n those that stick r ur prey those that dont
M[1:42 PM]:
well there r other fish in the sea
A[1:42 PM]:
hmmmm
A[1:42 PM]:
i just dunno hw to do that
M[1:42 PM]:
me niether
A[1:42 PM]:
hehehehehehe
M[1:42 PM]:
i cn amake a lot of hot air
M[1:42 PM]:
i can
A[1:42 PM]:
i am a shallow guy
A[1:43 PM]:
like all straight guys
M[1:43 PM]:
i can fuck in the deep end
A[1:43 PM]:
i cant look at ugly chicks
A[1:43 PM]:
leave alone make conversation
M[1:43 PM]:
no bro u have to goo deeper than that luk at me
M[1:43 PM]:
i take a part an ugly aprreciate her inner beauty
M[1:43 PM]:
that reflects in her butt
M[1:43 PM]:
or boobs
A[1:43 PM]:
how the fuck do u do that
A[1:43 PM]:
hahahahhahahah
M[1:43 PM]:
i mean i appreciate
M[1:44 PM]:
wat ever i can lay my hands on
A[1:44 PM]:
then i start to feel guilty bro
A[1:44 PM]:
i am all messed up
M[1:44 PM]:
ya guilt is a bitch
M[1:44 PM]:
so am i
M[1:44 PM]:
bro
M[1:44 PM]:
so am i
M[1:44 PM]:
god s like
M[1:44 PM]:
he takes most women i throw at him without even a wince
A[1:45 PM]:
he is like u cant have her cause she s too good for ya and cant have the ugly ones either cause there is no connection
M[1:45 PM]:
so how wud it be if i threw him no women at all
M[1:45 PM]:
ya ur lukin for love
M[1:45 PM]:
thats y ur lukin for connection
M[1:45 PM]:
thats a big ugly wait
M[1:45 PM]:
but it sure pays off in the end
M[1:45 PM]:
u ll meet ur one
A[1:45 PM]:
i cant look for just sex....i cant break someone s heart ...usually the ugly ones are the ones good at heart
M[1:46 PM]:
jesus christ
A[1:46 PM]:
and they are not lookin for casual sex
M[1:46 PM]:
bro
M[1:46 PM]:
wel
M[1:46 PM]:
i donno i have tears in my eyes rite now
A[1:46 PM]:
hehehehheheheh
A[1:46 PM]:
hahahahahhahahaah
M[1:46 PM]:
no seriously
M[1:46 PM]:
u have the best of hearts
A[1:46 PM]:
hahahhahahahaha
M[1:46 PM]:
n as the old adage goes
A[1:47 PM]:
hahhahahahahaha
M[1:47 PM]:
a good heart sleeps lonely
A[1:47 PM]:
yeahh
M[1:47 PM]:
n me here
A[1:47 PM]:
heheheheheheh
M[1:47 PM]:
i mean my hearts n ma dick
M[1:47 PM]:
he s gud so he s lonely as well
M[1:47 PM]:
ya well
A[1:47 PM]:
yeah bro i knw
M[1:47 PM]:
s like an epidemic
A[1:47 PM]:
hehehhehehhehe
M[1:47 PM]:
al the gud ones
M[1:48 PM]:
get married to dick warts
M[1:48 PM]:
the bad ones r gud at heart
M[1:48 PM]:
and the hot ones will only go out for money
A[1:48 PM]:
well thats the whole problem bro the ugly and dumb uns fall in love wth u...its always the gals wth whom u dont have a connection who fall head over heel for u
M[1:48 PM]:
exactly
A[1:48 PM]:
wud slash their wrists for ya
M[1:48 PM]:
i ben tryin to ruin ma network for so long
M[1:48 PM]:
trying sabotqage
M[1:48 PM]:
no ways
M[1:49 PM]:
the moment i feel the coneection
M[1:49 PM]:
i get treated like a sanitary napkin
M[1:49 PM]:
s sweet u no
A[1:50 PM]:
same here bro
A[1:50 PM]:
same here
M[1:50 PM]:
eh well
A[1:51 PM]:
how come its always one sided
M[1:51 PM]:
hehehehe
M[1:51 PM]:
god gives man a round ball
A[1:51 PM]:
and the ones u dont need u dont even have to try
A[1:51 PM]:
they fall all over the place
M[1:51 PM]:
and a woman a square hole
M[1:51 PM]:
and ask them to fit it
M[1:52 PM]:
n call the resultant strugle love
A[1:52 PM]:
bro am i mean guy is god givin me shit cause i cant appreciate inner beauty
M[1:52 PM]:
thats bull bro
A[1:52 PM]:
if i am shallow can i help it?? ths is what pravin told me
M[1:52 PM]:
hahahahahhahahahaha
A[1:53 PM]:
he told me that i am waitin for a super model to land up in my lap
M[1:53 PM]:
bro m leanin agaisnt a wall n lafin now
A[1:53 PM]:
i dunno wtf to tell him
M[1:53 PM]:
bro i tell u wat
M[1:53 PM]:
tell pravin he shud sure be lucky to have met his wel miss universe
A[1:53 PM]:
hehehhehehehheeh
M[1:53 PM]:
the ones who wait get bettr things in life
M[1:54 PM]:
its proven
M[1:54 PM]:
no matr how long
A[1:54 PM]:
come to think of it....pravin is a good lookin chap and garima well aint exactlyy a nice match
M[1:54 PM]:
u want a super model u go to town with it boy
M[1:54 PM]:
hahahaha
M[1:54 PM]:
wel
M[1:54 PM]:
he shud sure be counting himself lucky
M[1:54 PM]:
hehehehe
A[1:54 PM]:
but they are so totally in love
M[1:55 PM]:
ya cos pravins shit scared if he gets off the bus n the bus leaves
M[1:55 PM]:
he not gonna find a seat in anythin else
A[1:55 PM]:
wel i am happy for them and i hope the momentum stays
M[1:55 PM]:
most ppl stay in love
A[1:55 PM]:
yeah that definitely has been his problem
M[1:55 PM]:
cos they r scared of not getn lucky again
A[1:55 PM]:
hmmmm
M[1:56 PM]:
faln in love s one thing
M[1:56 PM]:
staying in love is horse crap
A[1:56 PM]:
hehehehehe
M[1:56 PM]:
s cald prolonged sacrifice
M[1:56 PM]:
the lays dry up
A[1:56 PM]:
yeah thats there bro
M[1:56 PM]:
the talks get platonic
A[1:56 PM]:
they do eventually
M[1:56 PM]:
they days become routine
M[1:56 PM]:
pravin must be enjoyin it
A[1:56 PM]:
monotony
M[1:57 PM]:
hehehe
A[1:57 PM]:
he enjoys marital monotony
M[1:57 PM]:
ya thats wat they call bliss
A[1:57 PM]:
he simply loves it
M[1:57 PM]:
hahahaha
A[1:57 PM]:
he cant get enuf of it
M[1:57 PM]:
bro s cald security man
M[1:57 PM]:
that chap must be a pile of bricks of insecurity
A[1:57 PM]:
he is wedded to her 24 hrs
M[1:57 PM]:
so wne he has a chick
M[1:57 PM]:
it s a tonic for him to think well;
A[1:57 PM]:
and she to him
M[1:58 PM]:
im wanted after all
A[1:58 PM]:
hmmm
M[1:58 PM]:
trust me we all want to be wanted
A[1:58 PM]:
never really understood that
A[1:58 PM]:
yeah that is there
M[1:58 PM]:
i want to be wnated big time
A[1:58 PM]:
me too
M[1:58 PM]:
but hey i want to screw my head off
M[1:58 PM]:
before i settle down to see birds crappin on my wedding ring
A[1:59 PM]:
thazz there
M[1:59 PM]:
n not the same chick
A[1:59 PM]:
yep
M[1:59 PM]:
u no trust me love is just an emotion man
A[1:59 PM]:
thats so true man
M[1:59 PM]:
u can replicate the feeling u have for someone
M[1:59 PM]:
exactly
M[1:59 PM]:
for someone again
A[1:59 PM]:
yep
M[1:59 PM]:
we all tend to think no no way
M[1:59 PM]:
i used to think
A[1:59 PM]:
thats a fallacy
M[1:59 PM]:
no fkn way
M[2:00 PM]:
but no man i feel exactly just as miserable around some others too
A[2:00 PM]:
hmmm
M[2:00 PM]:
thats love bro
M[2:00 PM]:
so don worry ur gonna meet ur aishu in someone else
A[2:00 PM]:
hehehhee
M[2:00 PM]:
never mind she d be ur daughter s age
A[2:00 PM]:
yeah bro
M[2:00 PM]:
or ur own daughter
A[2:00 PM]:
hahahhahahaaha
M[2:01 PM]:
cos god has a way of makin us feel like that
A[2:01 PM]:
hmmmm
M[2:01 PM]:
n im gonna meet my personal nightmare
M[2:01 PM]:
in abeggar woman
M[2:01 PM]:
or dick juggling whore
A[2:01 PM]:
heheheehehhee
M[2:01 PM]:
welll
M[2:01 PM]:
well
M[2:01 PM]:
s all comin to us man
A[2:01 PM]:
i am waitin bro i am waitin
M[2:01 PM]:
all v have to do is wait for the fart to blow over
A[2:02 PM]:
hehe
M[2:02 PM]:
n then the shit starts
A[2:02 PM]:
yep
A[2:02 PM]:
dunno how long this shit storm is gonna last
M[2:02 PM]:
ya man that was philosophical
M[2:02 PM]:
brathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A[2:02 PM]:
oh its the fart thats blowin over now?
A[2:03 PM]:
cant wait for the shit then
A[2:03 PM]:
nice
A[2:03 PM]:
endure
A[2:03 PM]:
endure
A[2:03 PM]:
endure
A[2:03 PM]:
endure
M[2:03 PM]:
ya somethin like that
M[2:03 PM]:
cos hahahahaha
M[2:03 PM]:
v r in india bro
M[2:03 PM]:
else wer
A[2:03 PM]:
hahahahhahaha
A[2:03 PM]:
we lead the same identical lives every single day
M[2:04 PM]:
oh hell i cant tell u wat u do
M[2:04 PM]:
i can
A[2:05 PM]:
get up teh same time crap at the same time....take the same bus...same roads....same ppl...the same computer screen....dejavu over and over again
A[2:05 PM]:
its like a freakin never ending cycle
M[2:05 PM]:
hahahaha man
M[2:05 PM]:
o man
M[2:05 PM]:
s so true
M[2:05 PM]:
so true
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