Conversations with ma alter egos

A[1:14 PM]:
bro
M[1:15 PM]:
brathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
M[1:15 PM]:
man o man
A[1:15 PM]:
whats so excitin bro?
M[1:15 PM]:
the heat here s unfkn bearable
A[1:15 PM]:
i dunt understand
M[1:15 PM]:
who does
M[1:15 PM]:
jus bounce boy
M[1:15 PM]:
till u can
A[1:15 PM]:
oh that s the problem?
A[1:15 PM]:
the heat?
M[1:15 PM]:
the heat the dust
M[1:15 PM]:
the stuffiness
M[1:15 PM]:
the future
A[1:15 PM]:
hmmm
M[1:15 PM]:
the deserted land
M[1:15 PM]:
the rocks
A[1:16 PM]:
yeah thats there
A[1:16 PM]:
so what s up?
M[1:16 PM]:
u no sometimes i wish i cud jus lay immersed in a street fountain in rome
M[1:16 PM]:
where they throw coins for luck
A[1:16 PM]:
well bratha we are here in India
A[1:16 PM]:
incredible india
A[1:17 PM]:
u cud do somethin in hussein saar
M[1:17 PM]:
ya i d rather put my head in my closet
M[1:17 PM]:
its cleaner
A[1:17 PM]:
hahhahha
A[1:17 PM]:
bro o bro
M[1:17 PM]:
s unfkn bealiveable man
M[1:17 PM]:
elsewhere there r
M[1:17 PM]:
clear skies
M[1:17 PM]:
blue blu waters
M[1:17 PM]:
no dust n heat n shit pretty women
A[1:17 PM]:
hehheheheheh
M[1:18 PM]:
n here we luk ike bloddy beggars
A[1:18 PM]:
its the dark part of the earth here man
A[1:18 PM]:
even the chicks are evil
M[1:18 PM]:
even
M[1:18 PM]:
i agree
M[1:18 PM]:
pure eveilll
A[1:18 PM]:
nothin is what it seems
M[1:18 PM]:
ya s like a sucky sucky part pf earth
A[1:18 PM]:
the women are a mirage in the desert
M[1:19 PM]:
ya man
A[1:19 PM]:
yeah
M[1:19 PM]:
n m still livin in the hope of fllin in love screwin the greter part of the day
M[1:19 PM]:
n be left alne to enjoy betr things n life
A[1:19 PM]:
hope
M[1:19 PM]:
guess s a far away way
A[1:19 PM]:
floats
M[1:20 PM]:
fart bubbles
A[1:20 PM]:
like the air its all around
M[1:20 PM]:
i ll cmplete it for u
A[1:20 PM]:
hehehehehe
M[1:20 PM]:
hope floats fart bubbles
M[1:20 PM]:
man o man
M[1:20 PM]:
sometimes i think
M[1:20 PM]:
hope s god s fart
A[1:20 PM]:
yeah
M[1:20 PM]:
somethin to make us think there s somethin
M[1:20 PM]:
but he wont admit it
A[1:21 PM]:
i wanna be a nihilist
M[1:21 PM]:
niether wud we fully believe we heard or saw it
A[1:21 PM]:
but cant
M[1:21 PM]:
i want to a be a nudist
M[1:21 PM]:
i cud do partly
A[1:21 PM]:
then again u cant
A[1:21 PM]:
u cant shit bro
M[1:21 PM]:
ya then again i cant
M[1:21 PM]:
i guess
M[1:21 PM]:
hehehehe
A[1:21 PM]:
U CANT period bro u cant
A[1:21 PM]:
u cant fart aloud
M[1:22 PM]:
yes u cant
M[1:22 PM]:
they take u to the police if u do
A[1:22 PM]:
even when no one s around u still wanna be sure
M[1:22 PM]:
i switched on the fire alarm in my bldg
A[1:22 PM]:
hehehhehee
M[1:22 PM]:
they took me to the reception
M[1:22 PM]:
escorted me rather
A[1:22 PM]:
woah
A[1:22 PM]:
nice
M[1:22 PM]:
n i was like interrogated as to wat prmopted me to be like that
M[1:23 PM]:
i was like i donno i wa fidggeti with this nice red flip flap button
M[1:23 PM]:
i cant say i was imaginin a nipple between ma fingers can i
A[1:23 PM]:
oh myyy
M[1:23 PM]:
and then hehehe
M[1:23 PM]:
the alarm starts on
A[1:23 PM]:
hahhaahahahaha
M[1:23 PM]:
n im like runnin fromthe scene wen m cot
A[1:24 PM]:
ooooh when did this happen?
M[1:24 PM]:
cupla hours bak
A[1:24 PM]:
nice bro u have some excitement in ur life
M[1:24 PM]:
well i turn ppl on
A[1:24 PM]:
so what did they have to say?
M[1:24 PM]:
hehehehehe
M[1:24 PM]:
they were like the company s goin to the dogs
M[1:24 PM]:
n here this chap likes to fidget eh
A[1:24 PM]:
hahhahaahhaha
A[1:24 PM]:
hahahahaahahaha
M[1:24 PM]:
bro
M[1:24 PM]:
man
A[1:24 PM]:
bro
M[1:25 PM]:
i luk like goldilocks pubic hair rite now
A[1:25 PM]:
hahahahaha
M[1:25 PM]:
i feel worse tho
A[1:25 PM]:
hmmmm
M[1:25 PM]:
temme ma man
A[1:25 PM]:
how is ur team treatin u?
M[1:26 PM]:
hahaha
M[1:26 PM]:
hahahahahaha
M[1:26 PM]:
man ma team does nt know if im in the team or not
M[1:26 PM]:
i visit once ina vile
A[1:26 PM]:
hahahahahaha
M[1:26 PM]:
they r like oh v thot u quit
A[1:26 PM]:
hahahahahaa
A[1:26 PM]:
haahhahahahahaha
M[1:26 PM]:
bro o bro
A[1:26 PM]:
nice sweet
M[1:26 PM]:
very
M[1:27 PM]:
u no sometimes i think if i csnt fuck
M[1:27 PM]:
s ok
M[1:27 PM]:
but idfeel atleast betr if someone fucked me
A[1:27 PM]:
hehehehehhe
M[1:27 PM]:
u no nice n hard
M[1:27 PM]:
jus so i can relaease all my endorphins into the lake
A[1:27 PM]:
brathaaaa lets just do somethin bro
M[1:27 PM]:
wat ma man
M[1:27 PM]:
wat
M[1:27 PM]:
v got not mucha money
M[1:28 PM]:
v donno if v have a future
A[1:28 PM]:
i dunno bro go to pakistan and train wth the taliban
M[1:28 PM]:
v sure don have girls
M[1:28 PM]:
ya wells less dusty there
M[1:28 PM]:
c mon ma man
M[1:28 PM]:
id say if im goin down im goin down happy
M[1:28 PM]:
i wanna go to brazil
A[1:28 PM]:
go to Iraq get a different perspective
M[1:28 PM]:
n be a transvestiote
M[1:28 PM]:
samba dancer
A[1:28 PM]:
no moneyy for that bro
M[1:29 PM]:
ya thats true
M[1:29 PM]:
to
M[1:29 PM]:
but u see
M[1:29 PM]:
these big football players
M[1:29 PM]:
theyr now lukin at the transvestite market for more mixed up fun
M[1:29 PM]:
i cud be the next WAG

M[1:29 PM]:
u no shpping with victoria beckham
A[1:29 PM]:
are they
M[1:29 PM]:
who cud put any transvestite to shame
A[1:29 PM]:
?
M[1:30 PM]:
u no i cud be cristiano ronaldo s arm canddy
M[1:30 PM]:
they sure are
M[1:30 PM]:
u no that brazil s ronaldo rite
M[1:30 PM]:
big player
M[1:30 PM]:
scored max goals in world cup n all
M[1:30 PM]:
he was cot playing balls with em
M[1:30 PM]:
trannies
M[1:31 PM]:
nice work
A[1:31 PM]:
aha
M[1:31 PM]:
no recssion shit
M[1:31 PM]:
jus spread ur legs
A[1:31 PM]:
but that he did when he was drunk right
M[1:31 PM]:
before life spreads em too wide for u
M[1:31 PM]:
so wat bro
M[1:31 PM]:
give hima fuck of a lifetime
M[1:31 PM]:
ur suddenly married to the gonzo
M[1:31 PM]:
atleast u can die happy wt aids
A[1:32 PM]:
its actually nt a bad idea
M[1:32 PM]:
i no
M[1:32 PM]:
now how do i get to brazil
A[1:32 PM]:
thazza big question
A[1:32 PM]:
we cud even pimp
A[1:32 PM]:
in brazil
M[1:32 PM]:
sure man
A[1:32 PM]:
but have heard they mug u in brazil
M[1:33 PM]:
n thats wen the tranny bit comes in
A[1:33 PM]:
and u dont look anythin like a brazilian
M[1:33 PM]:
so wat spread ur legs
A[1:33 PM]:
i atleast look like a afro latino
M[1:33 PM]:
ev body luks brasilian
A[1:33 PM]:
hehehehehhehe
M[1:33 PM]:
im teln u man
M[1:33 PM]:
nice sun tan
M[1:33 PM]:
sligtly dark cant axctaully put a finger on ethnicity
A[1:33 PM]:
hmmmm
M[1:34 PM]:
n the u jingle jangle our jewels to show ur a natural at samba
M[1:34 PM]:
simple shit
M[1:34 PM]:
v need to hit the roads
A[1:34 PM]:
the carnical time
A[1:34 PM]:
rio carnival
A[1:34 PM]:
nice
A[1:34 PM]:
sweet
M[1:35 PM]:
brathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
M[1:35 PM]:
screw al that
M[1:35 PM]:
do u have nay idea
M[1:35 PM]:
wer i can get some life
M[1:35 PM]:
really
A[1:35 PM]:
no
M[1:35 PM]:
ya quick n painful
A[1:35 PM]:
we are nt gettin anythuin bro
A[1:35 PM]:
sorry
M[1:35 PM]:
yup
M[1:35 PM]:
22 months
M[1:35 PM]:
22 months
M[1:35 PM]:
men in jails have a bter time
A[1:36 PM]:
yeah they do
A[1:36 PM]:
they turn gay for good
M[1:36 PM]:
ya abt time too
A[1:36 PM]:
we cant even make up our minds
M[1:36 PM]:
ya i cant
M[1:36 PM]:
im sittin on the fence
M[1:36 PM]:
and the spikes r eatin into ma balls
A[1:36 PM]:
yeah i knw how ya feel bro
M[1:36 PM]:
bro
M[1:37 PM]:
shalaba s comin to b lor re next week
A[1:37 PM]:
well thats all we can do bro complain
M[1:37 PM]:
bro
A[1:37 PM]:
yeah bro i knw
M[1:37 PM]:
score that goal for me
M[1:37 PM]:
wud ya
A[1:37 PM]:
well i will try
M[1:37 PM]:
u shud bro
M[1:37 PM]:
u shud
M[1:37 PM]:
put it in the far corner
M[1:37 PM]:
away from the goal keeper
A[1:37 PM]:
but bro its like i have already given up even before trying
A[1:38 PM]:
experience
A[1:38 PM]:
says i cant play for nuts
M[1:38 PM]:
ya man i no
A[1:38 PM]:
so all i will do is make me more unhappy
M[1:39 PM]:
bro wats to lost
M[1:39 PM]:
v r sittin on the rocks at the bottom
A[1:39 PM]:
yeah i knw bro its like u knw i'd rather live in the false hope that someday i will get a nice chick
M[1:39 PM]:
exactly
A[1:39 PM]:
if i try and dont succeed even the false hope will vanish
A[1:40 PM]:
then i wud be all the more fucked up
M[1:40 PM]:
bro
M[1:40 PM]:
trust me
M[1:40 PM]:
false hope s a killer
M[1:40 PM]:
ttry it once u ve fallen flat on ur face it
M[1:40 PM]:
helps u cometo a decision
A[1:41 PM]:
so do i keep lowering my expectations?
M[1:41 PM]:
u no sittin on the fence is nota comfy position tho it luks like one
A[1:41 PM]:
do i go for the ugliest chick on campus?
M[1:41 PM]:
no man
M[1:41 PM]:
u go for all chicks
M[1:41 PM]:
ev erypne
M[1:41 PM]:
every bit of chiken must be stuck in ur teeth
A[1:41 PM]:
hmmm
M[1:41 PM]:
n those that stick r ur prey those that dont
M[1:42 PM]:
well there r other fish in the sea
A[1:42 PM]:
hmmmm
A[1:42 PM]:
i just dunno hw to do that
M[1:42 PM]:
me niether
A[1:42 PM]:
hehehehehehe
M[1:42 PM]:
i cn amake a lot of hot air
M[1:42 PM]:
i can
A[1:42 PM]:
i am a shallow guy
A[1:43 PM]:
like all straight guys
M[1:43 PM]:
i can fuck in the deep end
A[1:43 PM]:
i cant look at ugly chicks
A[1:43 PM]:
leave alone make conversation
M[1:43 PM]:
no bro u have to goo deeper than that luk at me
M[1:43 PM]:
i take a part an ugly aprreciate her inner beauty
M[1:43 PM]:
that reflects in her butt
M[1:43 PM]:
or boobs
A[1:43 PM]:
how the fuck do u do that
A[1:43 PM]:
hahahahhahahah
M[1:43 PM]:
i mean i appreciate
M[1:44 PM]:
wat ever i can lay my hands on
A[1:44 PM]:
then i start to feel guilty bro
A[1:44 PM]:
i am all messed up
M[1:44 PM]:
ya guilt is a bitch
M[1:44 PM]:
so am i
M[1:44 PM]:
bro
M[1:44 PM]:
so am i
M[1:44 PM]:
god s like
M[1:44 PM]:
he takes most women i throw at him without even a wince
A[1:45 PM]:
he is like u cant have her cause she s too good for ya and cant have the ugly ones either cause there is no connection
M[1:45 PM]:
so how wud it be if i threw him no women at all
M[1:45 PM]:
ya ur lukin for love
M[1:45 PM]:
thats y ur lukin for connection
M[1:45 PM]:
thats a big ugly wait
M[1:45 PM]:
but it sure pays off in the end
M[1:45 PM]:
u ll meet ur one
A[1:45 PM]:
i cant look for just sex....i cant break someone s heart ...usually the ugly ones are the ones good at heart
M[1:46 PM]:
jesus christ
A[1:46 PM]:
and they are not lookin for casual sex
M[1:46 PM]:
bro
M[1:46 PM]:
wel
M[1:46 PM]:
i donno i have tears in my eyes rite now
A[1:46 PM]:
hehehehheheheh
A[1:46 PM]:
hahahahahhahahaah
M[1:46 PM]:
no seriously
M[1:46 PM]:
u have the best of hearts
A[1:46 PM]:
hahahhahahahaha
M[1:46 PM]:
n as the old adage goes
A[1:47 PM]:
hahhahahahahaha
M[1:47 PM]:
a good heart sleeps lonely
A[1:47 PM]:
yeahh
M[1:47 PM]:
n me here
A[1:47 PM]:
heheheheheheh
M[1:47 PM]:
i mean my hearts n ma dick
M[1:47 PM]:
he s gud so he s lonely as well
M[1:47 PM]:
ya well
A[1:47 PM]:
yeah bro i knw
M[1:47 PM]:
s like an epidemic
A[1:47 PM]:
hehehhehehhehe
M[1:47 PM]:
al the gud ones
M[1:48 PM]:
get married to dick warts
M[1:48 PM]:
the bad ones r gud at heart
M[1:48 PM]:
and the hot ones will only go out for money
A[1:48 PM]:
well thats the whole problem bro the ugly and dumb uns fall in love wth u...its always the gals wth whom u dont have a connection who fall head over heel for u
M[1:48 PM]:
exactly
A[1:48 PM]:
wud slash their wrists for ya
M[1:48 PM]:
i ben tryin to ruin ma network for so long
M[1:48 PM]:
trying sabotqage
M[1:48 PM]:
no ways
M[1:49 PM]:
the moment i feel the coneection
M[1:49 PM]:
i get treated like a sanitary napkin
M[1:49 PM]:
s sweet u no
A[1:50 PM]:
same here bro
A[1:50 PM]:
same here
M[1:50 PM]:
eh well
A[1:51 PM]:
how come its always one sided
M[1:51 PM]:
hehehehe
M[1:51 PM]:
god gives man a round ball
A[1:51 PM]:
and the ones u dont need u dont even have to try
A[1:51 PM]:
they fall all over the place
M[1:51 PM]:
and a woman a square hole
M[1:51 PM]:
and ask them to fit it
M[1:52 PM]:
n call the resultant strugle love
A[1:52 PM]:
bro am i mean guy is god givin me shit cause i cant appreciate inner beauty
M[1:52 PM]:
thats bull bro
A[1:52 PM]:
if i am shallow can i help it?? ths is what pravin told me
M[1:52 PM]:
hahahahahhahahahaha
A[1:53 PM]:
he told me that i am waitin for a super model to land up in my lap
M[1:53 PM]:
bro m leanin agaisnt a wall n lafin now
A[1:53 PM]:
i dunno wtf to tell him
M[1:53 PM]:
bro i tell u wat
M[1:53 PM]:
tell pravin he shud sure be lucky to have met his wel miss universe
A[1:53 PM]:
hehehhehehehheeh
M[1:53 PM]:
the ones who wait get bettr things in life
M[1:54 PM]:
its proven
M[1:54 PM]:
no matr how long
A[1:54 PM]:
come to think of it....pravin is a good lookin chap and garima well aint exactlyy a nice match
M[1:54 PM]:
u want a super model u go to town with it boy
M[1:54 PM]:
hahahaha
M[1:54 PM]:
wel
M[1:54 PM]:
he shud sure be counting himself lucky
M[1:54 PM]:
hehehehe
A[1:54 PM]:
but they are so totally in love
M[1:55 PM]:
ya cos pravins shit scared if he gets off the bus n the bus leaves
M[1:55 PM]:
he not gonna find a seat in anythin else
A[1:55 PM]:
wel i am happy for them and i hope the momentum stays
M[1:55 PM]:
most ppl stay in love
A[1:55 PM]:
yeah that definitely has been his problem
M[1:55 PM]:
cos they r scared of not getn lucky again
A[1:55 PM]:
hmmmm
M[1:56 PM]:
faln in love s one thing
M[1:56 PM]:
staying in love is horse crap
A[1:56 PM]:
hehehehehe
M[1:56 PM]:
s cald prolonged sacrifice
M[1:56 PM]:
the lays dry up
A[1:56 PM]:
yeah thats there bro
M[1:56 PM]:
the talks get platonic
A[1:56 PM]:
they do eventually
M[1:56 PM]:
they days become routine
M[1:56 PM]:
pravin must be enjoyin it
A[1:56 PM]:
monotony
M[1:57 PM]:
hehehe
A[1:57 PM]:
he enjoys marital monotony
M[1:57 PM]:
ya thats wat they call bliss
A[1:57 PM]:
he simply loves it
M[1:57 PM]:
hahahaha
A[1:57 PM]:
he cant get enuf of it
M[1:57 PM]:
bro s cald security man
M[1:57 PM]:
that chap must be a pile of bricks of insecurity
A[1:57 PM]:
he is wedded to her 24 hrs
M[1:57 PM]:
so wne he has a chick
M[1:57 PM]:
it s a tonic for him to think well;
A[1:57 PM]:
and she to him
M[1:58 PM]:
im wanted after all
A[1:58 PM]:
hmmm
M[1:58 PM]:
trust me we all want to be wanted
A[1:58 PM]:
never really understood that
A[1:58 PM]:
yeah that is there
M[1:58 PM]:
i want to be wnated big time
A[1:58 PM]:
me too
M[1:58 PM]:
but hey i want to screw my head off
M[1:58 PM]:
before i settle down to see birds crappin on my wedding ring
A[1:59 PM]:
thazz there
M[1:59 PM]:
n not the same chick
A[1:59 PM]:
yep
M[1:59 PM]:
u no trust me love is just an emotion man
A[1:59 PM]:
thats so true man
M[1:59 PM]:
u can replicate the feeling u have for someone
M[1:59 PM]:
exactly
M[1:59 PM]:
for someone again
A[1:59 PM]:
yep
M[1:59 PM]:
we all tend to think no no way
M[1:59 PM]:
i used to think
A[1:59 PM]:
thats a fallacy
M[1:59 PM]:
no fkn way
M[2:00 PM]:
but no man i feel exactly just as miserable around some others too
A[2:00 PM]:
hmmm
M[2:00 PM]:
thats love bro
M[2:00 PM]:
so don worry ur gonna meet ur aishu in someone else
A[2:00 PM]:
hehehhee
M[2:00 PM]:
never mind she d be ur daughter s age
A[2:00 PM]:
yeah bro
M[2:00 PM]:
or ur own daughter
A[2:00 PM]:
hahahhahahaaha
M[2:01 PM]:
cos god has a way of makin us feel like that
A[2:01 PM]:
hmmmm
M[2:01 PM]:
n im gonna meet my personal nightmare
M[2:01 PM]:
in abeggar woman
M[2:01 PM]:
or dick juggling whore
A[2:01 PM]:
heheheehehhee
M[2:01 PM]:
welll
M[2:01 PM]:
well
M[2:01 PM]:
s all comin to us man
A[2:01 PM]:
i am waitin bro i am waitin
M[2:01 PM]:
all v have to do is wait for the fart to blow over
A[2:02 PM]:
hehe
M[2:02 PM]:
n then the shit starts
A[2:02 PM]:
yep
A[2:02 PM]:
dunno how long this shit storm is gonna last
M[2:02 PM]:
ya man that was philosophical
M[2:02 PM]:
brathaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
A[2:02 PM]:
oh its the fart thats blowin over now?
A[2:03 PM]:
cant wait for the shit then
A[2:03 PM]:
nice
A[2:03 PM]:
endure
A[2:03 PM]:
endure
A[2:03 PM]:
endure
A[2:03 PM]:
endure
M[2:03 PM]:
ya somethin like that
M[2:03 PM]:
cos hahahahaha
M[2:03 PM]:
v r in india bro
M[2:03 PM]:
else wer
A[2:03 PM]:
hahahahhahaha
A[2:03 PM]:
we lead the same identical lives every single day
M[2:04 PM]:
oh hell i cant tell u wat u do
M[2:04 PM]:
i can
A[2:05 PM]:
get up teh same time crap at the same time....take the same bus...same roads....same ppl...the same computer screen....dejavu over and over again
A[2:05 PM]:
its like a freakin never ending cycle
M[2:05 PM]:
hahahaha man
M[2:05 PM]:
o man
M[2:05 PM]:
s so true
M[2:05 PM]:
so true